theswaggiestangelinthegarrison:
Current mood: the face kirk makes when mccoy stabs him with the hypos
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when you get a test and you actually understand all the questions
Omg I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.
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J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.
Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.
EXPLAINS THE BOOKS
^^^^ This
yep, explains a lot
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cotton candy that gets you high
what a time to be alive
OH MY GOD
Munchies that give you the munchies?
MIND. BLOWN.
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i do believe i won this round of “best yearbook quote”
ATTN: Milisa. You might check Megan’s yearbook again…
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Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks.
Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.
Oh Jesus the cute leonardo. Aww.
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blua:
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card. I highly recommend getting this game for anyone who feels bored at any point throughout the week.
- 550 cards (460 White cards and 90 Black cards)
- 0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation
$25.00 - Buy Here
filed under: miscellaneous things i desperately need
I fricking own this. I encourage you all to buy it asap.
So much controversy with this game!
I just bought a set of these for reasons, but I’d also like to plug Pretend You’re Xyzzy, an online Cards Against Humanity clone. Hey, you should totally set up a game for people on your Tumblr dash! Yes, you!
ATTN: MILISA!! !!!!!!!!!!
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Found this via reddit
finally something that treats introverts and extroverts as equals
Proof that one of my co-workers is, in fact, obnoxious. She hits every single category. Arrgg. Plus she insists on talking to you while you’re READING.
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