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I asked you, once, to lay down the sword because I felt sorry for them. What was the result? Our expulsion from Paradise. Where was his infinite fucking patience then? It’s not right, it’s not fair! We’ve paid our debt. Don’t you think it’s time? Don’t you think it’s time we went home?

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

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xbalmorax:

qbits:

Spite.

Good gods this man is so on point.

One of those states is Oklahoma.  Mary Failing actually had the Cajones to rename one of the rebate programs under the Obama Plan after herself!  While turning down the rest of the stuff that was optional state by state.

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macgyverism:

Episode 1x13 - Flame’s End

MacGyver + Hockey Gear

penaltybox14 Erik I think you’d appreciate MacGyver if you haven’t watched it already

I do like me some Richard Dean Anderson.  (see also: Stargate SG-1)

(fun fact: he actually does play hockey and last I heard played in a beer league in  LA, he does charity events sometimes.)

Jumping into convo:  I have no idea why MacGyver didn’t get me into hockey, I certainly watched him enough during formative years.

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dyscalculicdolphin:

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thesiegeperilous:

straightallies:

Dyscalculator is a free IOS app calculator specifically designed for people with dyscalculia.

You can easily switch around and drag and drop numbers and the numbers are written out in words underneath where they are written numerically.

You can also choose to have the numbers read aloud to you.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dyscalculator/id508012847?mt=8

this would have been sweet for when i was in school. heck it might be sweet now.

OH.MY.GOSH.

Downloading this right now. I am so excited.

Mod here. I hope this is helpful for some of you—I’m really psyched to see assistive technology being made specifically for dyscalculics!

this is awesome!

Shame this is iOS only, at least for now. But passing it along in case it might be helpful.

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nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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theodd1sout:

I’ll be sleeping for most of eternity.

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mugglebornheadcanon:

549. A particularly inventive group of muggleborns managed to add an enchantment to the roof of the Great Hall, so whenever the words “scientist”, “perfect hair”, “Khoshekh”, or “Night Vale” are mentioned, a mysterious cloud will appear, casting an eerie glow over everyone. Those who are familiar with Night Vale will then stop what they’re doing, stand, and say "ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD" before sitting down and pretending like nothing happened. It scared the shit out of a few professors and a lot of students at first before they eventually got used to it.

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seananmcguire:

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spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE
Explains why helicopters make me nervous and I feel I have to hide

i was killed while falling from a high place, in complete darkness while also being repeatedly stung by bees.

Interesting way to die.

forgot to work the spiders in there…i’d rather not think how they’d fit in.

I have a phobia of pudding.

I…what?

I can’t stand anything remotely tight across my neck.

[pretty sure Seanan died in a vat of pudding. or in the Boston Molasses spill.]

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BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Dog society is incredible

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